Children are named according to their parents intelligence. They are a social marker, an indicator of vocab, manners, ability, respect.
Ginger babies. Like a baby. Just so much harder to love.
Would I employ you if you were obese? No I would not.
I hate mobility scooters. I find their owners intolerable.
"ALL OF KATIE’S TERRIBLE OPINIONS ARE HER OWN."
British horror story: Katie Hopkins
most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later
Facebook is important and it needs to be protected at all costs
This is… not any less creepy in daylight
i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?
BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM
OHANA MEANS FAMILY
FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND
VIVA LA PLUTO, MOTHERFUCKERS
SO I SMASHED MY IPHONE TODAY but i thought i’d make light of the situation and claim that iron man did it:
WHY ARE YOU GUYS REBLOGGING THIS I DONT UNDERSTAND
My cat started doing this to wake me up.
oh hell no
that is not a cat that is a jungle creature
whO THE FUCK TOLD YOU THAT THING WAS A CAT
This is terrifying
THAT CAT IS HALF THE SIZE OF THAT DOOR HELL NO
women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego
I can’t remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you’re saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it’s not literally illegal to express.
do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina
you need an award right now
Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence
i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS
you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that
THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS